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Last week I promised we would do some hard-core grammar soon, and I'm not going to let you down. This next listener question is going to get us talking about subjunctive verbs.
Hey Grammar Girl. My name is Morgan and I was calling to see if you could clarify the "were" versus "was" issue, as in, "I would feel embarrassed if I 'were' calling my crush," or "I would feel embarrassed if I 'was' calling my crush." Just by itself, "I were" doesn't sound right, and maybe it isn't in this sentence, but is there ever an instance where "I were" is correct?
Hey, Morgan. Thanks for the question. Your question immediately started me singing, “If I were a rich man,” from Fiddler on the Roof, but this is something that a lot of people get confused about because, believe it or not, verbs have moods just like you do. Yes, before the Internet and before emoticons, somebody already thought that it was important to communicate moods. So, like many other languages, English verbs can have moods ranging from commanding to questioning and beyond. The mood of the verb to be, when you use the phrase I were, is called the subjunctive mood.
I know, now you're thinking, “What the heck is a subjunctive mood? It doesn't sound pretty.” Hundreds of years ago subjunctive verbs were pretty common, but in modern English their use is rare, with I were being one of the few examples left that doesn't sound completely archaic to our ears.
A subjunctive verb is used to communicate feelings such as wishfulness or imagination; things that aren't real or true. For example, in the song “If I Were A Rich Man” Tevye (and forgive me if I butchered his name) is fantasizing about all the things he would do if he were rich. He's not rich, he's just imagining, so if I were is the correct statement. I were often follows the word if, because if usually means you are wishing or imagining.
Note that the subjunctive verb is often followed by a statement using wishful words like would or could.
There are actually a lot more nitty-gritty details about subjunctive verbs, so for those of you who care I'll put some links in the blog; but going back to Morgan's specific question, I was initially a little bit flummoxed. One of the key elements in deciding whether to use I were or I was is whether the statement is wishful or true, but calling a crush doesn't seem to be either to me.
Normally, I would just rewrite the sentence so I didn't have to deal with it – it would take about 10 seconds – but that's what I love about doing this show: you all hold my feet to the fire! So, I did some more digging, and I learned that if something is possible, then you use the indicative verb and not the subjunctive. At the end of the day, it's still kind of a judgment call. I believe that Tevye will probably never be a rich man, but that it is certainly possible that you could call your crush. So, I think the correct way to say your example is, “If I was calling my crush, I would be embarrassed.” But the answer to your broader question is yes: there are instances where it is appropriate to use I were.
So, thanks Morgan for the question. And remember, if you want to call in with a question, the number if 206-338-GIRL (4475), or you can use the MyChingo tool at the website.
Here's a fun extra to make up for this episode being late: Ben MacIntyre wrote in the London newspaper The Times that, according to one source, the English language is expanding at a rapid rate and is quickly approaching its millionth word. In an excerpt, he says, "The web has revived the possibilities of word-coinage in a way not seen since Shakespearean times, when the language was gradually assuming its modern structure but was not yet codified into dictionaries (the first comprehensive English dictionary appeared in 1730). Then, as now, the lack of control, and the rapid absorption of new terms and ideas through exploration, colonization and science, enabled a great flowering of words. Of the 24,000 words used by Shakespeare, perhaps 1,700 were his own inventions [including]: besmirch, anchovy, shudder, [and] impede." There is a link to his entire article at our website.
That's all. As always, this is Grammar Girl, striving to be your friendly guide in the writing world. You'll find a transcript of this podcast at QuickAndDirtyTips.com.
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